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LibriVox recording of Goops and How to Be Them by Frank Gelett Burgess. Read in English by LittlePeanut Let me introduce a Race Void of Beauty and of Grace, Extraordinary Creatures With a Paucity of Features. Though their Forms are fashioned ill, They have Manners stranger still; For in Rudeness they're Precocious, They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious! Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright, Politeness from the Impolite. When you've finished with the Book, At your Conduct take a Look; Ask yourself, upon the Spot, Are you Goop, or are you Not? For, although it's Fun to See them It is Terrible to B
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- April 25, 2026
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Goops and How to Be Them by Frank Gelett Burgess
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